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Funny I Park Far Away Shirt for Car Guys T-Shirt Black worn hero Funny I Park Far Away Shirt for Car Guys T-Shirt Black worn hero Tiny car and shop joined by a long dotted line black t-shirt front view with the design black t-shirt back view Tiny car and shop joined by a long dotted line black kids tee front view with the design black kids tee back view Tiny car and shop joined by a long dotted line black pull over hoodie front view with the design black pull over hoodie back view Tiny car and shop joined by a long dotted line black zip hoodie back view with the design black zip hoodie front view, full zip Tiny car and shop joined by a long dotted line black crewneck front view with the design black crewneck back view Tiny car and shop joined by a long dotted line black hat front view with the design black hat back view Tiny car and shop joined by a long dotted line black t-shirt close-up Funny I Park Far Away Shirt for Car Guys black baby onesie front view with the design black baby onesie back view Funny I Park Far Away Shirt for Car Guys Bomber Jacket Black back Funny I Park Far Away Shirt for Car Guys Bomber Jacket Black front Funny I Park Far Away Shirt For Car Guys black beanie front view with car name
Graphic Tee / Dark Night Society

Funny I Park Far Away Shirt for Car Guys

4.711 reviews
$39.99$28.99Flash sale ends Nov 1
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A tiny car sits at one end of a long dotted line and a small shop icon waits at the other. The trek across the lot is the whole point: nobody dents a car parked in the middle of nowhere. It is the proud, slightly paranoid creed of every owner who loves a clean paint job.

Perfect for car guys, gearheads and mechanics. A good pick for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas and car show weekends, or as a gift for the car guy who has everything except time.

  • Large full-color print on the front, and on the back for the zip hoodie and bomber jacket
  • Available as: tee, kids tee, pullover hoodie, zip hoodie, crewneck, bomber jacket, trucker hat, baby onesie
  • Black or white garments (hat is black)
  • Printed to order and shipped by us in small runs

✦ HOW IT'S MADE Printed with DTF (direct-to-film) and heat pressed onto the garment. It is a heat-pressed transfer with full-color detail and a smooth, slightly raised finish. It is not screen printing, embroidery or a sewn patch. Printing and care FAQ

✦ CARE Turn inside out, wash cold, tumble dry low or hang dry. No bleach or fabric softener, and never iron directly on the print. Hats: spot clean by hand.

✦ FABRIC & FIT

T-shirt

  • Gildan 8000 DryBlend, 5.5 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Classic fit with a rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label
  • High-twist yarns reduce pilling and give a smooth surface for printing

Kids tee

  • Gildan 8000B youth DryBlend, 5.5 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Modern classic fit with a rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label

Pullover hoodie

  • Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend, 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Classic fit
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • 1x1 rib with spandex, front pouch pocket, tear-away label

Zip hoodie

  • Gildan 18600 Heavy Blend, 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Classic fit
  • Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • Metal zipper, 1x1 rib with spandex, front pouch pocket

Crewneck

  • Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend, 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Classic fit
  • 1x1 rib with spandex for stretch and recovery
  • Tear-away label

Bomber jacket

  • 100% polyester 1x1 rib collar, cuffs and hem
  • Single layer, no lining; waterproof pressure resistance 600 mm
  • Matte plastic zipper, welt pockets, locker loop at the back

Baby onesie

  • Rabbit Skins 4424 fine jersey bodysuit, 4.5 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Lap shoulders with rib binding at the neck, sleeves and leg openings
  • Three-snap closure; flat locked coverstitch at armholes and side seams

Trucker hat

  • Richardson 112FP trucker cap, 60/40 cotton/polyester twill front, 100% polyester mesh back
  • Structured five-panel, mid-profile, pre-curved contrast-stitched bill
  • Snapback closure, one size (fits 6 5/8 to 7 3/8)

Unisex adult sizing, true to size. Free US shipping and 30-day returns. See the size guide for exact measurements.

Size guide

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How to pick: lay a shirt that fits you well flat and measure it the same way. Chest width is straight across, 1 inch below the armpits (double it for all the way around). Length is from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements are the garment, laid flat, and can vary by about half an inch.

Unisex sizing. No 3XL. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier fit.

Customer reviews

★★★★★ 4.7 out of 5 · 11 reviews

Reviews of Dark Night Society and our prints, shown on every listing.

★★★★☆

Material is thinner than I expected. Still keeping it.

Amanda
★★★★★

fast shipping and good quality.

Billy
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Great Quality and fast shipping

David

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